The Joker after a double session of Cine de BarrioToday we have to remember all those phrases and jokes that, let's face it, time has not treated too well. In their day they were very popular, but like everything they end up boring and going out of style. And hey, if you find out you're still using any of these don't be offended… man!
MODERN FAKES
That you do not find out about it!
Ok mickey
Let's move the skeleton
full-speed
You sneaked in, Burt Lancaster!
Let's take a volt
Take Jeroma gumdrops
That you have been caught cod
Get out of the way that donkey meat is not transparent (And they can answer you with a "Not so demanding pork")
FAKE MACARRAS
Dabuten
Take chestnut
Pa cool my lollipop
What are you doing By bitter kas
Fool lava
Fire the monkey that's rubber
What's up, buddy?
The master of the barrack
What's up, Pink Floyds!
What a ful from istanbul
Where are you going, Barabbas?
INSPIRED
We get pimples from seeing you
Effective
Like scaffolding
I'm hungrier than a junkie dog
How are your wife and my children?
Yesterday I saw you, I pulled the cistern and I lost you
We'll see, said a blind man
Superman, bread sausage
I Goku, your Piccolo, I strong, your Mongol
Abanibi aborebe, I fart two come out and three smell
To the Indians, the horses are coming!
Seems to be lying
OLD
Baskets!
Thunder and lightning!
Snails!
Cool mallet
Where are you going, pitcher soul?
Fetén
Recorcholis!
TV
Shut up karmele
I can't!
Hello, how are we?
Pa ’the takeaaaaaaaa up…
Weird, weird, weird ...
Three points colleague
Does it give you what? I was a sinful fist!
What the blonde says
Pos is going to be that no
You're dumb until lunchtime and all day after
See you soon, Lucas
Now you go and bark it
What's new Old man
What's up neng?
A little bit please
Does it tell you?
Take moreno
Wedge
Come on let's go
Sayonara baby
HORTERAS
I swear on snoopy
Mola cantidubi
Tarari I saw you
Chachi piruli juan pelotilla
Hello conch
Cool butt
Super cool
What biruji!
Pineapple for the boy and the girl
The monda lironda
Cool from Paraguay
What's up my friend
CHILDREN
The law of the bottle, the one who throws it goes for it
Whistle whistle gorgorito
And what are you looking at? What fart you throw
The one who went to Seville, lost his chair
Santa rita rita what is given is not taken away
Speak cornet that I do not hear you
Boot bounces and explodes on your ass
IN DISUSE
Digamelon
Coward, hen, captain of the sardines!
Well you see truz
Arreando what is gerund
Ride here and pedal
I pyro vampire
Anyway, Serafin
One thing I tell you, a pear is not a fig
Goodbye crocodile
That? Coffee with an accent on the e for you the shit and for me the tea
Not even blas
Pedrín oysters
