Funny Christmas greetings to send by WhatsApp

The Christmas holidays are approaching, and surely many of you will have received the corresponding congratulations from your friend or family member. And surely also, that the congratulations have done you the right grace. Willing to overcome him with an even more pathetic congratulation that would not make Mr. Barragán laugh?

Funny and original Christmas greetings to send by WhatsApp, Facebook or email

High! Before you throw all your prestige away, take a look at these Christmas greetings to send on WhatsApp, Facebook or carrier pigeon. If you see one that deserves to be disseminated, do not hesitate and share it!

For those who play lottery a lot:

Christmas greetings from the mayor of Vigo (2019):

For those who do not release social networks or boiling water:

Christmas tips for parents:

For those who go for it all:

The perfect greeting for those who enjoy Christmas:

For the more scientific:

Mathematicians also celebrate Christmas:

For traitors:

It's going to happen ... and you know it.

For those who always arrive with "the dot" to family dinners:

If the nativity scene took place now, there would be 2 people taking a selfie with baby Jesus, 3 guys riding a Segway with Amazon packages, and a sheep in a hideous red wool sweater.

To congratulate your soulmate:

If you have a friend for whom Christmas causes tremendous stress:

That Christmas spirit, let it not fade.

For those who get thin with the hors d'oeuvres and repeat the second course and dessert 3 times:

The classic Christmas carol with emojis:

For those who flee from labels:

The typical little scene of all the years:

For those who have not behaved quite well:

In times of crisis ...

For the friends of Save Me Deluxe:

Clearer, water ...

Finally, we cannot forget the always effective congratulations of the montage of the elves dancing and singing a Christmas carol, which we can customize including our own gepetos –our face, well-. You can create and send greetings like this from ElfYourself.

Original phrases to congratulate Christmas

If we are more about writing and less about sending images and memes, we can also pull the keyboard and send one of the following phrases to congratulate our loved ones on Christmas.

Happy Easter from the Alzheimer's Association and our best wishes for 1994

When I was born, God gave me the choice between being all good or having a good memory, so happy bridge of the Constitution!

Neither myrrh nor gold nor incense, this Christmas I want an intense hug

I would like to send you something special for this Christmas, but I have a problem… I don't know how to wrap a hug and a kiss! Merry Christmas!

Personalized message number 847392. «Merry Christmas to you and your whole family!». End of message.

This Christmas I hope that four angels protect you: Health, love, luck and tranquility. But if you need another angel, remember me that I am Friendship. Merry Christmas!

Hope all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions. Merry Christmas!

Friends are like the radars of the Civil Guard, even if you don't see them, they are always there. Merry Christmas!

What are the names of people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic Ha ha! Merry Christmas!

But where are you? We are looking for you everywhere. You have to come right away. You are too important also… you know very well that the Nativity scene cannot be made without the donkey. Merry Christmas!

May this year you find happiness, health, love, money, peace and everything you need. And what you can't find, look it up on Google.

Why is Christmas like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat man in the suit gets all the credit

With a prawn and a mussel I give you a kiss. With a barnacle and my friendship Merry Christmas. And with my love, which is worth an egg, Happy New Year

On these dates Santa Claus gives you 2 words that will open many doors: PULL and PUSH. Merry Christmas

Can you let me touch the wiwichu for you? wiwichu a merry crismas wiwichu a merry crismas, wiwichu a merry crismas an a japy niu yir… Merry Christmas!

Are we not forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know ... the birth of Santa Claus.

Merry Christmas to all my dear readers, from elandroide and all the imaginary staff of El Androide Feliz!